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♪ It was just another Saturday night
I was jamming with the guys ♪
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♪ Hanging out on the corner ♪
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♪ Just watching the girls go by ♪
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♪ Suddenly I noticed
They were staring back at me ♪
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♪ And when I took a closer look
I couldn't help but see ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ Drives them crazy ♪
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♪ Gets them hot ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ Just ain't got ♪
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♪ Like a bee that needs its honey ♪
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♪ Like a moth drawn to the flame ♪
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♪ Can't escape the facts of life ♪
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♪ Captured by the day ♪
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♪ That's the way the story's been
Since Adam fell for Eve ♪
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♪ Just one taste is all it takes ♪
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♪ To make the boys believe ♪
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♪ The girls got something ♪
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ Drives them crazy ♪
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♪ Gets them hot ♪
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♪ Girls got something, whoo ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ That boys ain't got ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪
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♪ Girls got something ♪♪
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- Terry?
- Denise, why aren't you in Science?
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They're showing a filmstrip, everyone left.
I have to talk to you.
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- I'm really into this article.
- I know, but I need your advice,
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and you are my best friend,
and I tried to deal with it myself,
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and I'm really stressed out.
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Three guys wanna take me out.
I'm not too thrilled by any of them,
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but think I should go in case
I don't have a real boyfriend by the prom.
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- Okay, who are the guys?
- If I give you names, you cannot laugh.
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I know,
you have the perfect college boyfriend.
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- You think Kevin's perfect?
- He's a god, okay?
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Can we talk about me now? Where was I?
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Bruce Shulman, Edward Zink
and Roger Gibbler.
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- This is serious.
- I know.
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All right, on a scale of lame to cute,
who rates the least low?
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They're all lame.
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Put Roger in a rent-a-tux,
he might move up to semi-lame.
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Okay, forget looks.
Who's got the hottest car?
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A Pinto, Dad's Skylark, and a Schwinn.
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Looks like you're gonna have to skip
the prom.
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Hey. Hey, everybody. Listen up! Hey.
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A lot of you've been giving me grief
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about this Sun-Tribune journalism
competition.
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Well, I finally got
all of your submissions read.
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Now, during my planning period,
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I picked the best two,
and then from those,
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and from those submitted by your pals
over at Sturgis-Wilder.
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Thank you.
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The Trib will pick one
and award somebody a summer internship.
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Okay?
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I'll post the names of the winners
in the trophy case after I finish my lunch.
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Tuna salad on whole wheat.
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A summer job at the Sun-Tribune,
think about it.
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I'll think about that. You think about me
at the prom with a lizard.
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- I think you're exaggerating.
- Hi, Denise.
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Are you busy Saturday night?
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Sorry.
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That's four.
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Mr. Raymaker.
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Mr. Vino, the driver's ed. teacher,
just ran over a dog.
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Should I take a photographer?
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No.
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What's up, Terry?
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- Ah, how's it going, Terry?
- Hi, guys.
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Hi, guys.
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Bye, guys.
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- Am I invisible?
- They were in a hurry.
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You are so hot.
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Buddy, I just ate.
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- Thanks for stopping by, Bud.
- Anytime, sis.
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Our parents are gone for two weeks.
Know what that means?
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Their king-size bed is empty.
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Well, what do you think?
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I think if you and I
were the last man and woman on Earth,
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the human race would die out.
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You want time to think it over.
I understand.
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I have two words for you. Slumber party.
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We'll invite every girl you know.
Tall, short, loose, easy.
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I'll be the bartender.
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They can use my bedroom,
they can use my body.
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- I wanna help.
- You wanna molest my friends.
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- Forget it.
- Why?
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You'll have a party, and I'll...
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- Oh, God.
- Does he do this at the dinner table?
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Don't get me wrong.
It's not like I've never had sex before.
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I've had lots of sex. It's just that now
I'd like to try it with a partner.
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We really have to get back to school.
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Yes, we must get back.
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Wanna make sure
my article's in the trophy case.
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Yes, we really must get going.
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You have to get going? I'm 15 years old.
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In two years,
I reach the peak of my sexual powers.
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The clock is ticking,
I have to get jamming.
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Can't you hear what you're saying?
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- Aren't you a little embarrassed?
- Nope, I'm horny.
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Horny will kick embarrassment's ass
every time.
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Budster, listen to me.
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Don't you want your first time
to be with someone you love?
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I guarantee you, I'll be in love.
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There's Lisa Macadoo,
I hear she'll do anything with anybody.
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She looks pretty cheap to me.
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Me too.
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I am so excited. You know this job
means, like, everything in life to me.
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I know. Just work in the sports section.
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That way we can interview
all the cute jocks.
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You are gonna be so proud of me,
I'm gonna make such a great reporter.
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- I'm not there.
- Why aren't you there?
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Neal Perlow and Joseph Dreyer?
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And then I had Terry Griffith,
fourth period Civics.
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Did you see what she's wearing?
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The legs do not stop.
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I say we flunk her,
keep her here for another year.
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You better be careful,
you could lose your job.
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It'd be worth it.
It's not that great a job.
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- Terry.
- What's wrong with my article?
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Well, there isn't anything wrong with it,
per se.
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It's just not outstanding work.
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Well, I think it is.
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What do you give me straight A's for,
my wardrobe?
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I give you the A's because of
your hard work. And you write well.
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But this contest,
it's a completely different ballgame.
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When I read those articles,
I have to ask,
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"Does this person have a nose
for the news?
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Do they dig out
the most interesting angle?"
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So what you're trying to tell me is that
the nutritional content
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of our school lunches isn't interesting.
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Look, Terry,
I know that you're disappointed.
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But I had to pick kids
who've got a real shot
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at becoming professional journalists.
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I am going to be a reporter.
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That's good. I like that attitude.
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But don't you think it would be nice
to have something to fall back on?
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- Like what?
- Uh...
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Well, you're a pretty girl,
you could be a model.
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Be a model?
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Why, because a pretty girl
can't possibly have a brain?
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- Look, what I meant was--
- I know what you meant.
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This is a great article
and it belongs at the Sun-Tribune.
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And you are so clueless to life,
it is really pathetic.
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Terry, it's Mr. Wonderful.
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Always when I'm busy.
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- She's in the pool.
- What took you so long?
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- I knew it was you.
- I keep forgetting how young you are.
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What a waste of a sports car.
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Listen, everything's gonna be all right.
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How'd this get in here?
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- Why do you always tie double knots?
- Kevin, please, forget the knot.
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What I need is a little sympathy.
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I had my heart set on that summer job.
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Oh, Terry.
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I know exactly how you feel. Hmm.
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Can I tell you a little story?
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When I was a kid,
I was obsessed with being a fireman.
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I used to set little fires in the backyard,
and I'd practice putting them out.
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Then one day...
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when I was 12,
I learned I could never be a fireman.
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Why, what happened?
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I found out how much money
they make. Pitiful.
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Don't you understand
that I don't care what reporters make?
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I can't remember a time when there
was anything else I wanted to do.
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And it's discouraging when Raymaker
tells me that I should become a model.
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Hey, why not? You're a knockout.
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Besides, models make
some pretty nice bucks.
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You don't think I can do it either.
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Well, no, that's not exactly
what I said, exactly.
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Yeah, well, it was close enough.
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You know, it's lucky for you
I'm in love with you, I think,
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or I'd probably never
speak to you again.
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I'd like to be alone, please.
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Now? Can't you be alone
when your parents are home?
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Since you haven't listened
to one word I've said
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why don't you try reading my lips.
Goodbye, Kevin.
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Would you rather spend the night
at the frat house?
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♪ I like my playthings ♪
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- All men care about is sex!
- I resent that.
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♪ Fast, hot... ♪
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Big improvement, huh?
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The room needed something.
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Your room is why my life
is totally screwed up.
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You guys think beautiful women
are nothing but decoration, total airheads.
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Hey, not me.
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These women have my deepest respect.
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For showing their boobs?
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And for their minds.
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It just so happens that Kim here
reads Vonnegut in her bubble bath.
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And Luanne has dedicated
her centerfold
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to help clean up toxic waste.
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And the only reason Barbara does
her physics homework buck-naked...
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is because that library's hot.
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Come on, Buddy, admit it,
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you would love to spend your entire life
just using women's bodies.
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Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds.
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I'd like a little time to reminisce.
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Can't you think of anything
more profound than getting laid?
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A blowjob?
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- Hey, I'm sorry.
- This is the perfect end to my day.
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I mean, it's as if women's lib
never existed.
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Today's woman has the freedom to be
just as sick and perverted as us guys.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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I mean, I write an excellent article,
and just because I'm cute,
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no one takes me seriously.
It's not fair.
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And yet, somehow
you find the courage to go on living.
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You got guts.
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Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.
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No, you don't.
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The male body needs sex at all times.
It's a living hell.
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I bet if a guy turned in the same article,
it would be at the Sun-Tribune now.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Hey, does Miss April look straight?
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What are the odds of this being
a homeless nymphomaniac?
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- Is your sister home?
- Yeah.
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Hey, Terry, you got company.
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Terry?
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Why am I brain damaged?
I just fooled my own brother.
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Hey, I wasn't paying attention.
Now I am. Hello, Terry.
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I think I can pull this off.
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This morning I knew her.
I talked to her, she screamed at me.
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Everything was great.
Now she's wearing my clothes.
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- Who do you think you are, Tootsie?
- No.
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Okay, Yentl,
what do you wanna be, a rabbi?
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Just tell me what's wrong.
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Really?
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Okay, well, uh...
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Look how you're standing.
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I mean, drop your hands.
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Okay, now stick your hip in.
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All right, now move your feet apart.
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Okay. Guys take up space.
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All right, now you gotta look tougher.
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Very crucial,
something every guy does.
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Let me see you scratch your balls.
245
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,502
Hey, come on, try it.
246
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,717
Wait a minute.
247
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,095
Watch the master.
248
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,348
Now, first, there's your basic shift.
249
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,479
But that's not always enough.
250
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:23,775
Sometimes you've got to get inside,
dig a little, let some air in,
251
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,069
move things around.
252
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,489
Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch.
253
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,409
All balls itch, it's a fact.
254
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,662
Well, maybe this would help.
255
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,337
Not bad.
256
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,801
Shit, maybe I should try that.
257
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:53,054
Okay, let's see you walk.
258
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,974
Hold it.
259
00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:01,187
Look, you got balls now, use them.
260
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,065
Say, baby, what's happening?
261
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:07,277
I'm a lean, mean sex machine,
and that be the way it is.
262
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,031
Say, baby, what's happening?
I'm a lean, mean sex machine,
263
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:14,617
- and that be the way it is.
- Heh.
264
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,954
I think you'll pass
as long as you don't move. Heh.
265
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,581
I'm gonna do it.
266
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:24,210
I'm going to take that article
to Sturgis-Wilder and submit it as a guy.
267
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:28,256
It makes perfect sense.
Got a problem, you get in drag. Heh.
268
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,634
You don't think I can do it, do you?
269
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,930
No way.
270
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,724
But I'd love to see you try.
271
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,473
Hey, how you doing?
272
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,851
We'll talk more later.
273
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,730
There you go.
Keep lifting those weights.
274
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:30,652
Once you're into power-blitzing,
doing super-sets is like jerking off.
275
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,488
The key is to work out
every possible minute.
276
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,532
Like, say you don't have any weights.
277
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,242
You use freshmen.
278
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,703
I'm serious. Excuse me.
279
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,372
This'll just take a minute.
280
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,166
Okay, get a good grip...
281
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,752
bend your knees and lift.
282
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:51,297
- Unh.
- One, two. One, two.
283
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:56,928
Hey, no pain, no gain.
This is great for the deltoids.
284
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,305
- Thanks, kid.
- Happy to help.
285
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,646
Uh... Heh.
286
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,359
Who invited you?
287
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,903
Uh, heh.
288
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,488
I'm new here.
289
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,198
Just what we need, another pussy.
290
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:24,539
Strong as an ox,
and almost as smart.
291
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,040
Ooh.
292
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:31,629
Another good exercise for upper-body
strength, the pussy toss for distance.
293
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,549
Hey, get off me!
Get off me right-- Get off!
294
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,051
Aah.
295
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:40,263
Watch the prickers. Mm, damn.
296
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,146
Great bunch of guys.
297
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,440
I see you met Greg Tolan.
298
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,026
He kind of runs the school.
299
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,822
I'm Rick Morehouse.
300
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,493
Try not to get us confused.
301
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:12,003
Willie, will you give us a synopsis
of Catcher in the Rye?
302
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:23,223
Catcher in the Rye, a novel
written by the earthling Salinger
303
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:27,560
that every adolescent Homo sapien
in America is forced to read...
304
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,479
You didn't read it, did you?
305
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:34,734
Our mission on your planet
is to study human behavioral patterns.
306
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:39,781
Last night, we simulated a daily
teenage ritual, homework avoidance.
307
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,700
We consumed large quantities
of fermented hops
308
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:46,246
and were transformed into degenerate
party animal head-bangers.
309
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,211
- Can I go to the restroom, please?
- Three minutes.
310
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,964
I don't care what galaxy
you two are from.
311
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:59,217
You've been pulling this routine
for three years.
312
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,844
You'll be here another year
if you don't straighten up.
313
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,139
I want that homework now.
314
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,812
The Earth woman seems so tense.
315
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,605
Irritable.
316
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,524
Too much coffee.
317
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,775
Not enough sex.
318
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,970
♪ Yeah ♪
319
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:50,059
♪ On the streets people talk
All the strangers that you meet ♪
320
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:54,314
♪ Watch you move, how you walk
Little secrets ♪
321
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,524
♪ Take it out face-to-face ♪
322
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,693
♪ Cross the line of fantasy ♪
323
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,821
♪ If you want
You can come along with me ♪
324
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,364
♪ One of the guys ♪
325
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:07,368
♪ Stick together ♪
326
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,037
♪ Reputations ♪
327
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,457
♪ Out on the streets
One of the guys ♪
328
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,085
♪ Hard to measure ♪
329
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,880
♪ Where the love is
Just call when you need ♪
330
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,548
Just finished.
331
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,343
I care.
332
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,888
♪ No one knows what's inside ♪
333
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,057
♪ Girl, you're hungry for the dream ♪
334
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,976
♪ If you want
You can come with me ♪
335
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,019
♪ One of the guys ♪
336
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,979
Low-budget pud-sucking dick nose!
337
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,732
♪ Stick together ♪
338
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,400
♪ Reputations ♪
339
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:43,071
♪ Out on the streets
One of the guys ♪
340
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,745
Way to go, big Ter.
341
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:55,083
♪ They stick together ♪
342
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,709
♪ Reputations ♪
343
00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:00,421
♪ Out on the streets
One of the guys ♪♪
344
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:14,477
Table pressing.
Good for strength and definition.
345
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,110
Full extension is very important.
346
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:36,999
No pain, no gain.
347
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:18,082
- Got you!
- Keep your face out of my locker.
348
00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:31,387
- Uh, Coach Morrison?
- One moment, son.
349
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,897
Bowling, a great game.
350
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,315
The greatest.
351
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,317
But it's more than a game.
352
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,069
It's the ultimate challenge.
353
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,988
One man,
354
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,156
one ball...
355
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,910
10 pins.
356
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,996
- Ten frames too. Heh.
- Exactly!
357
00:24:57,079 --> 00:25:00,708
Uh, see, coach, I just transferred here
from another school,
358
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:04,795
so I don't have my gym clothes yet,
so I guess I'll just go to study hall.
359
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:05,713
Hold it.
360
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:10,676
Everyone dresses for my gym class.
361
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,178
Everyone.
362
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,722
Great.
363
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:18,434
I have surprise jock inspections
three times a week.
364
00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,102
A word to the wise:
365
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,813
Wear it.
366
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,818
- Mm.
- Hmm.
367
00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:34,492
Hey, yo, Mark, throw me a towel, huh?
368
00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:39,205
- Willie, I hate gym. I really hate gym.
- I really hate gym a lot.
369
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,374
I don't like the smell.
370
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,464
Excuse me.
371
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,266
Oh, it's spreading.
372
00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:00,476
Have you ever seen anything
like this?
373
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,979
Never.
374
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:06,232
- Early shower squad!
- Get the new kid!
375
00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:15,157
Get off me! Get off me!
376
00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:42,912
Everybody out! Fire!
377
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:47,708
Calm, collected!
Take only essential materials!
378
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:55,675
- Hey, get out of my way!
- There's a fire drill.
379
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:02,973
We have a saboteur in our gym class.
380
00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:06,310
A real scum.
381
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,438
A nimrod!
382
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:14,360
Whoever started that fire...
383
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,864
is a human gutter ball.
384
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,368
A zero!
385
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:27,248
Sherbecoe, how many times
have I told you
386
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,501
no creatures in my gym class?
387
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:33,504
If I left him in the locker,
the alligators would eat him.
388
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:38,592
You get rid of it or I'll get rid of it.
389
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,303
Shh.
390
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:46,642
It's all right. It's okay. He's just
a little upset. Don't worry about it.
391
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:53,482
Sit. Sit. Stay. Good boy. Good boy.
392
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,151
Okay, I'll be back soon for you.
393
00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:58,654
I'll take Willie if you take Phil.
394
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:01,741
Okay, come on, guys.
395
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:13,002
Okay.
396
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,254
Shirts! Skins!
397
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,548
Shirts! Skins!
398
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:21,385
- All right, let's play some ball.
- Yeah.
399
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,519
Got a problem, son?
400
00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:36,442
Uh, stomach, shooting pains!
I ate in the cafeteria!
401
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:39,570
Come on, tough it out!
402
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:43,699
When life rolls you a 7-10 split,
what do you do?
403
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,993
Go to the nurse?
404
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:50,039
No! Hell, no! You aim for that seven pin
and let her rip!
405
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:59,423
All right. All right.
The rest of you pinheads play ball!
406
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:09,099
- This is good work.
- I knew it. Thanks, Mr. Mendosa.
407
00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:11,644
But I can't send it
to the Sun-Tribune.
408
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:15,606
- What'd you say?
- Can't send it.
409
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:21,111
Your writing skills are fine,
but, man, this stuff is really boring.
410
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:25,741
You gotta grab the reader.
Goose them a little.
411
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:27,618
Right.
412
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:29,870
Goose them.
413
00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:33,415
Just because you're a guy doesn't mean
you can't write with sensitivity,
414
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,418
with feeling, with heart.
415
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,047
But you do show promise.
416
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,507
Look.
417
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,552
I'm not gonna choose the winners
until a week from Monday.
418
00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:47,888
So think of something exciting.
Try again.
419
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,227
Yeah, well, ahem...
420
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,895
thanks.
421
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:06,198
Terry, I hate when you're depressed.
422
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:12,246
I mean, if you're this upset over your life,
I should be suicidal.
423
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,665
I mean, look what Kevin sent you.
424
00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:18,919
I'd do anything to come home
and find roses.
425
00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:21,338
Can we define the word "anything"?
426
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:26,385
Maybe Raymaker was right
about my article.
427
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,679
But I know I can do better.
428
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,473
I'm just confused.
429
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:35,269
Of course you're confused.
You're wearing my underwear.
430
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:41,275
Terry, forget it.
Come back to Pearl.
431
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:46,155
So you got a bad haircut. You got
a great life and a fabulous boyfriend.
432
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,865
I can't give up.
433
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:50,659
And today was a disaster,
and I was a major geek,
434
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:53,329
but they all thought I was a guy.
435
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,205
I was in the boys' locker room.
436
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:56,582
- You were?
- Yes.
437
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,083
- And they were?
- Yes.
438
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,753
Can I be your younger brother?
439
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,588
There's a story here.
440
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:06,383
I don't know what, but I've got
until a week from Monday to find it.
441
00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:13,015
Hey, what about,
"Girl Gets in Locker Room, Turns Stupid"?
442
00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:18,896
I can still win that job.
I'm gonna go to Sturgis-Wilder
443
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:22,107
and I'm gonna start making friends,
any friends I can find.
444
00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:26,487
What if Kevin finds out
you were in the boys' locker room?
445
00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:30,908
Denise, would Woodward and Bernstein
worry about their girlfriends?
446
00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:33,035
No.
447
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:37,498
Anyway, Kevin will never find out.
448
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,458
Unless I tell him.
449
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:44,838
Which I would never do
as long as Denise cooperates.
450
00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:46,548
Denise?
451
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:47,758
When pigs fly.
452
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,638
Never hurts to ask.
453
00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:00,813
It's driving me crazy.
I looked everywhere.
454
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,899
I can't find the back of my earring.
455
00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:08,529
What am I supposed to do,
walk around all day with one earring?
456
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:09,738
It's so punk.
457
00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:12,950
All you gotta do
is break the eraser off a pencil
458
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:16,203
and use it to hold your earring on.
Should get you through the day.
459
00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:18,664
Oh, thanks.
460
00:33:24,128 --> 00:33:25,879
I have sisters.
461
00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:43,731
We're in the cafeteria,
462
00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:45,816
everything eats
and is eaten by something.
463
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:48,819
Don't take it personally.
Remember when I--
464
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:52,156
Hi, I'm Terry Griffith.
465
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:55,743
Oh, hi, I'm Harold "Reptile" Sherbecoe.
466
00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:58,203
It's time to feed Snowball his lunch.
467
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,749
Oh, Snowball, he's cute.
468
00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:05,127
Oh, that's not Snowball.
No, this is Snowball.
469
00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:07,504
That's lunch.
470
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:10,883
They don't make snake chow.
471
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:15,763
- It was very nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you too.
472
00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:18,974
Want some company?
473
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:21,101
Want some company?
474
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,689
- Want some company?
- Uh, yeah, sure.
475
00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:31,236
I'm Terry Griffith.
476
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,032
I'm sorry, I forgot your name.
477
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,701
- Rick Morehouse.
- Oh, yeah, that's it. Heh.
478
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:41,163
Last time we met,
I was in some bushes.
479
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,582
Right, big fun being the new kid, huh?
480
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:44,625
Are you new?
481
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:49,046
Two months ago.
Actually, I'm a professional new kid.
482
00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:52,216
Seven schools in three years,
I really know how to register.
483
00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:53,383
Excuse me?
484
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:57,346
Hi, thanks, it worked great.
485
00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,224
He knew how to fix my earring.
486
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,726
That's because he's a little tulip.
487
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:08,107
You know Deborah Strowbridge?
488
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,441
Not really.
489
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,694
But I mean, she talked to you.
490
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,822
Deborah Strowbridge is perfection.
491
00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:17,908
Well, seems to me
like she's got a boyfriend.
492
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:20,702
Yeah, well, there's no accounting
for taste.
493
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,080
- So are you a senior?
- Yeah.
494
00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:24,957
You going to college?
495
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:29,336
Well, I like music, um,
and I'd like to do something in that field,
496
00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,588
but I'm not too sure
you have to go to school to do it.
497
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,132
I dig music a lot too.
498
00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:38,011
I like the Clash and Talking Heads
and Springsteen and Prince.
499
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,388
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
500
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,181
Listen to this.
501
00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:48,730
Look, what a fox.
502
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:53,986
Dresses like Elvis Costello,
looks like the Karate Kid.
503
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,070
I'm gonna get him.
504
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:02,244
Severe intestinal disorder.
505
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:06,165
What's the matter,
you have a little tummy ache?
506
00:36:06,248 --> 00:36:08,834
What are you, a pussy?
507
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:14,173
Uh...
508
00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:19,428
My doctor said that I should be okay
by a week from Monday,
509
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:22,556
so I guess I'll just go to study hall.
510
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,391
No, you won't.
511
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:29,646
I have a little job for you, son.
512
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,448
Here you go.
513
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,784
Hey, knock yourself out.
514
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:45,829
You look like you could use two.
515
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:49,041
Dragon coming through,
watch your toes.
516
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:52,044
Come on, Fifi, don't dawdle.
Come on.
517
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,884
What are you looking at?
518
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,719
Nothing.
519
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,387
Tulip.
520
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:04,431
Hi.
521
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:06,850
It's me.
522
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,103
Nice to see you.
523
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:15,108
Hi. I'm Sandy.
524
00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:17,778
- Terry.
- I know.
525
00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:21,031
That's an incredible tie.
Where did you get it?
526
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:24,034
- At a store.
- Heh. Bitchen.
527
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:28,372
I guess if you're new,
you don't have a girlfriend.
528
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,999
Yeah, well, I got one back home.
529
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,668
Long-distance relationship?
530
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:35,128
Good luck.
531
00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:38,507
Yo, Rick, you want a ride home?
532
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,967
Uh...
533
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,301
Sure.
534
00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:45,931
Yeah, well, gotta go, Sandy,
so I guess I'll see you around.
535
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:47,808
Yeah, you will.
536
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,274
She's pretty nice.
537
00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,193
Yeah, but I got this one rule.
538
00:37:58,277 --> 00:38:00,904
I never go out with girls
who say "bitchen."
539
00:38:08,829 --> 00:38:11,081
Pull up right here, this is fine.
540
00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:16,461
Thanks for the ride.
541
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:19,798
Well, uh, what are you doing now?
542
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,967
Nothing. Did you want to come in?
543
00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:26,096
Well, I was just gonna tune up my car
and maybe play a little football,
544
00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:28,473
but yeah, I got time.
545
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,851
Okay.
546
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:51,038
Um, if my mom comes home from work
and asks you about my girlfriend,
547
00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:52,748
just so you know,
548
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,834
her name is Alice and she looks a lot
like Chrissy Evert Lloyd.
549
00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,255
I just don't want her to worry
about my social life.
550
00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:03,091
Yeah, but Chris Evert Lloyd?
551
00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:05,761
It was Wimbledon week.
You want a beer?
552
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,180
Yeah, I'll take a brewski.
553
00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:20,400
So you don't really have a girlfriend?
554
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,152
You guessed it.
555
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,489
- What about the prom?
- What about it?
556
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,449
Well, you know, sounds all right.
557
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:31,036
"Passion in Paradise."
You're renting out that big surf place.
558
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,662
Don't you want to go?
559
00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:37,000
Yeah, but it's kind of a romantic night.
I'd rather not go with my mom.
560
00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:39,836
Well, did you ask anyone?
561
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,131
Well, you better get going.
562
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:46,259
- Who's your first choice?
- You ask a lot of questions.
563
00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:49,763
Rick, we're rapping man-to-man
about chicks and shit like that.
564
00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,391
You know, like, still a virgin?
565
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:54,267
I don't know.
566
00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:57,354
You don't know?
Weren't you paying attention?
567
00:39:57,437 --> 00:40:00,690
- Are you a virgin?
- No.
568
00:40:00,774 --> 00:40:02,484
Have you slept with a lot of girls?
569
00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:07,280
- No, uh... Have you ever slept with a girl?
- Yeah.
570
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:11,034
- Well, all right, let's hear the story.
- It's no big deal. Um...
571
00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:12,786
Just after my dad died,
572
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:15,956
this friend of my mom's,
I think she wanted to cheer me up.
573
00:40:16,957 --> 00:40:18,583
She did.
574
00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:22,587
Is that your room?
575
00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:25,841
Wait a minute, don't go in there.
It's kind of messy.
576
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,264
This is different.
577
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:35,767
I'm kind of into James Brown.
578
00:40:35,851 --> 00:40:37,144
I guess so.
579
00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:40,480
Prince, Michael Jackson,
it all goes back to James Brown.
580
00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:42,524
The godfather of soul.
581
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:45,360
Not to mention Mr. Humanitarian,
Mr. Dynamite
582
00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:48,363
and the hardest-working man
in show business.
583
00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:51,324
New York City, live,
the Apollo Theater, 1962.
584
00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:53,743
This man was king.
585
00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:57,122
- Well, let's hear some sounds.
- I don't think so.
586
00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:00,959
- Stereo broken?
- No, it's just something I do by myself.
587
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,920
- Huh?
- Well, when I hear James, I have to dance.
588
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:07,132
You know, like James, go crazy,
I can't help it.
589
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,926
And, uh, I'm usually alone when I do it.
590
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:13,221
That's cool, man. I can respect that.
591
00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:15,182
How about another brewski, okay?
592
00:41:16,183 --> 00:41:17,767
Okay.
593
00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:25,275
Budster, the refrigerator gives
new meaning to the word "empty."
594
00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:29,613
Hey, don't worry about breakfast.
This stuff tastes great cold.
595
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:33,700
You agreed to do half the shopping
around here while Mom and Dad were gone.
596
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:36,411
Yeah, that's right, the second half.
597
00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:40,332
I'll tell you what, I'll do the dishes.
598
00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:48,965
Thank you.
599
00:41:52,219 --> 00:41:54,346
I can see myself.
600
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:57,891
I'll get it.
601
00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,311
Hello?
602
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:05,148
Hey, yo, scumbag.
Hey, suck your own.
603
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:07,108
Eat me.
604
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:11,571
Hey, same to you, butt face.
605
00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:14,533
Mom says hi.
606
00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:37,305
Yo, Rick, how they hanging?
607
00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,267
It's Terry.
608
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,396
I want you to wear something
really hip tomorrow.
609
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:46,565
We're gonna get you a date
for the prom.
610
00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:49,442
Just do what I say.
611
00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:54,114
Okay, yeah. Bye-bye.
612
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:55,031
Uh, scumbag.
613
00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:58,952
Shit, he hung up.
614
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:11,673
This is your idea of hip,
a guy who is into James Brown?
615
00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:15,302
Could we please just forget
the whole thing?
616
00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:18,763
Now, there is no reason
why you should miss that prom.
617
00:43:18,847 --> 00:43:21,182
A girl would be crazy
to turn you down.
618
00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:26,021
So come on, who is she?
619
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,858
Red sweater.
620
00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,987
Cute shoes.
621
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,155
Huh?
622
00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,450
Go for it.
623
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:43,246
Just waltz right up there
and ask her out?
624
00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:46,124
No, you gotta say something nice,
625
00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:49,961
like, how pretty her eyes are.
626
00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:53,048
- Girls eat up that crap.
- Come on.
627
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,549
Just...
628
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:10,106
- Hi, Jeanine.
- Hi.
629
00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:14,152
- I'm forgetting your name.
- Rick Morehouse.
630
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:17,405
You know, I sit right next to you
in Civics class.
631
00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:20,075
No.
632
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,957
You have beautiful eyes.
633
00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:34,047
I'll bet. Heh.
634
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:38,677
Do you have a date for the prom?
635
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,637
Of course, it's next week, why?
636
00:44:42,222 --> 00:44:46,059
Official prom committee survey,
thank you very much.
637
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:48,687
Terry.
638
00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:56,444
This has got to be the one.
You know why?
639
00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:59,823
Because I've asked everybody else.
640
00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:03,201
No, because I've got this feeling.
641
00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,996
True, I've had this feeling before,
but this time...
642
00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:13,336
Uh...
643
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:18,466
Beth, are you doing anything
prom night?
644
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,468
I'm going to the prom.
645
00:45:21,678 --> 00:45:23,513
Saturday night.
646
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:26,224
- What about Saturday?
- I'm busy.
647
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,893
- Tonight?
- I'm busy.
648
00:45:28,977 --> 00:45:30,770
- How about Sunday?
- I'm busy.
649
00:45:30,854 --> 00:45:33,857
- How about any night in 1987?
- I'm busy.
650
00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,317
I'm sorry.
651
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:39,487
How about yesterday?
Are you busy yesterday?
652
00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:42,490
I think so,
but you can ask me out again.
653
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:48,538
- Hi, Terry.
- Oh, hey, Sandy.
654
00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:50,915
Word's out your friend's
desperate for a date.
655
00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:53,918
He would love my cousin Jill.
She's cute.
656
00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:58,006
- How cute?
- Extremely.
657
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:03,094
She's got, like, Joan Collins' eyes,
Christy Brinkley's teeth.
658
00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:07,140
What about the rest of her?
659
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:11,394
Dynamite. Rick has to meet her.
660
00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:15,857
How about if you and me and Rick and Jill
all meet up at the cave tonight?
661
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,150
We'll have a picnic.
662
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,943
Uh...
663
00:46:20,904 --> 00:46:22,405
Come on, we'll have fun.
664
00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:28,495
This Jill better be some girl.
665
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:38,880
♪ I want a lover with a slow hand ♪
666
00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:42,550
♪ I want a lover
With an easy touch ♪
667
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:46,054
♪ I want a lover
Who will spend some time ♪
668
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,555
♪ Not come and go in a heated rush ♪
669
00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:50,517
Buddy, can I borrow
your Army jacket?
670
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,185
♪ Somebody who... ♪
671
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,728
What are you doing?
672
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,272
Just cleaning the house.
673
00:46:57,273 --> 00:46:58,900
Budster, are you all right?
674
00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:03,571
I am awesome.
675
00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:07,075
Linda is on her way over.
676
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:12,330
Excuse me, Mr. Romance,
just out of curiosity,
677
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:16,960
does this girl have any idea she's coming
over here to, uh, light up your life?
678
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:19,671
Well, technically speaking, not really.
679
00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:22,882
We'll probably start off
with some algebra,
680
00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:26,511
but once I turn on the charm,
she's mine.
681
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:29,556
Hand me that massage book, please.
682
00:47:30,557 --> 00:47:32,433
Bud, why don't you take
the subtle approach?
683
00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:36,437
Maybe hang a couple of salamis
from the ceiling.
684
00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:40,316
At least my date
is someone of the opposite sex.
685
00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:44,654
I'm just seeing Sandy for Rick.
686
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:47,115
For Rick? What happened to research?
687
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,533
Well, that's what I meant.
688
00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:53,246
So for research, you're willing to toy
with this poor girl's emotions?
689
00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:56,040
All you transvestites are alike.
690
00:47:56,124 --> 00:47:58,710
You disgust me.
691
00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:02,338
But of course,
that isn't the real problem here.
692
00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:04,716
Oh, really? What is?
693
00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:06,426
This woman's hot for you.
694
00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:09,512
What if she goes nuts
and tears your clothes off?
695
00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:12,891
That's what Craig Garfield said
Roxanne Doyle did.
696
00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:16,769
- Yeah, what do I do then?
- Call me.
697
00:48:16,853 --> 00:48:18,730
I can be there in 15 minutes.
698
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:25,278
Wait, you can't call me.
In fact, you can't come home.
699
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:28,948
You'll have to sleep in the cave.
700
00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,577
The cave.
701
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:35,455
Oh, God.
702
00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:48,927
I want to make a toast
to my good friend Rick,
703
00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:52,221
a guy with a great sense of humor.
704
00:48:52,305 --> 00:48:54,599
And here's to summer.
705
00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:58,436
I swear, sixth grade is so bogus,
it's a joke.
706
00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:11,366
Wanna take a walk?
I think they need some privacy.
707
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:15,161
Jill, you animal, you.
708
00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:16,913
Come on.
709
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:19,791
Mm.
710
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:22,043
Hey, wait, where you going?
711
00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:24,796
Hey, man, don't leave me now.
712
00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:32,053
You kids have fun, huh?
713
00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,056
They left me.
714
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:37,350
It's okay, I'm still here.
715
00:49:38,351 --> 00:49:41,229
Sandy, you tricked me bad.
716
00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:43,815
Uh-uh.
717
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:47,568
You know, in five years,
Jill's going to make him very happy.
718
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:48,903
Yeah, I'm sure.
719
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:53,574
- Nice fire.
- Sandy, this is--
720
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:54,784
Shh. Don't talk.
721
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:58,162
Sandy, this is a big mistake.
722
00:49:58,246 --> 00:50:00,790
Maybe, maybe not.
There's only one way to find out.
723
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,418
Sandy. Sandy, really.
724
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,336
Sandy, get out of there!
725
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:13,261
There really is
a very good explanation for that.
726
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,429
I'm flattered.
727
00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:19,142
- You are?
- You don't have to do this to impress me.
728
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:21,436
- I don't?
- No.
729
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,104
I like you a lot.
730
00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:26,691
I'll take one of those beers now.
731
00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:29,527
It's okay. I mean, how small can it be?
732
00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,321
Don't ask.
733
00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:34,782
More cold duck?
734
00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:37,577
Sure, hit me again.
735
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,787
If I give you 5 bucks,
would you go see a movie?
736
00:50:39,871 --> 00:50:44,250
Terry promised she'd be home tonight.
I'm not leaving until I see her.
737
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:47,503
If I give you 10 bucks,
would you go wait in your car?
738
00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:51,424
We're on number 22.
Let's keep going.
739
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:56,763
Bummer.
740
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,725
"If the coefficient of X
is greater than that of Y
741
00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:04,645
and the coefficient of Y
is greater than that of C,
742
00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:06,397
then what can be said
743
00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:09,984
about the coefficient of X
in relation to the coefficient of C?"
744
00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:23,706
Hold it.
745
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,044
It's time Kevin knew the truth.
746
00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:34,008
Terry moved to Oregon to join a
religious cult she saw on 60 Minutes.
747
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,804
It's all in the letter.
748
00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:41,349
You should go home
and wait for her, Kevin.
749
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,769
Wait, two more problems.
750
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:47,438
- "If the coefficient of--"
- Hi, Kevin.
751
00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:49,524
Terry, back from the cult.
752
00:51:50,525 --> 00:51:51,859
Where the hell have you been?
753
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,656
You're gonna laugh.
754
00:51:57,657 --> 00:52:00,868
I was upstairs looking for this skirt...
755
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:04,580
and I fell asleep in the closet.
756
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:07,250
What did you do to your hair?
757
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,586
Oh, I cut it.
758
00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:13,172
- Isn't it cute?
- Cute? It's gone!
759
00:52:14,507 --> 00:52:16,342
What are you, drunk?
760
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,720
You are, you're drunk.
761
00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:23,015
What's going on here?
We're supposed to get together, hmm?
762
00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:28,521
Kevin. Honey. Angel.
763
00:52:30,773 --> 00:52:33,734
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
764
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:35,736
When, tonight? Hmm?
765
00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:37,864
Let me tuck you in.
766
00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:42,785
I can't tonight.
I'm working very hard on my article.
767
00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:45,454
But I'll tell you what.
768
00:52:47,290 --> 00:52:49,625
I'll walk you out to the car, okay?
769
00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:55,464
Gee, a walk to the car.
Talk about your wild nights, hmm?
770
00:52:55,548 --> 00:52:59,135
It's okay, because while you were
up in the closet getting drunk,
771
00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:01,137
I got to do algebra!
772
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,848
Aw, that's wonderful.
773
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:08,561
Crazy kids.
774
00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:11,522
Well, alone at last.
775
00:53:11,606 --> 00:53:13,900
Why are you smiling like that?
776
00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:15,651
Because it's party time!
777
00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:18,237
Let's dance. Let's get crazy.
778
00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:21,532
Let's get drunk. Let's get naked.
779
00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:25,703
Buddy, I love a good party,
but something about you worries me.
780
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:26,662
Linda, you're a nut.
781
00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:29,624
What do you like? Skinny dip in the pool,
back rub in the bedroom?
782
00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:32,668
Pick a sin, any sin.
783
00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:34,378
It's getting kind of late.
784
00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:36,964
No, it's early.
785
00:53:37,048 --> 00:53:38,799
- Bye.
- Linda, wait.
786
00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,927
For God's sake, I vacuumed, Linda!
787
00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:42,803
Buddy, you're a nice guy.
788
00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:45,973
No, not a nice guy.
That's the kiss of death.
789
00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:49,227
I'll see you in algebra.
Thanks for your help.
790
00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:50,478
Linda, wait!
791
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:53,314
Would it make any difference at all
if I said I was hung like a bear?
792
00:53:54,649 --> 00:53:56,150
It might. Are you?
793
00:53:57,485 --> 00:54:00,238
No, just checking.
794
00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:01,280
Goodbye, Buddy.
795
00:54:03,783 --> 00:54:05,785
I like your hair.
796
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:12,416
That girl had incredible self-control.
797
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:16,462
Kevin hates me, Rick hates me.
798
00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:19,340
Everybody hates me except Sandy.
799
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,926
Oh, yeah, how'd it go? Did you get laid?
800
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:25,137
I bet I came closer than you did.
801
00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:29,725
Years from now, Linda will look back
on this night and be very sorry.
802
00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:33,938
Good night, Buddy.
803
00:54:35,398 --> 00:54:37,525
Sorry, Spike.
804
00:54:40,069 --> 00:54:43,447
Nothing much has been happening, Ma.
I did good on my history test.
805
00:54:43,531 --> 00:54:45,241
Terry's become a transsexual.
806
00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,076
She's starting to grow hair on her chest.
807
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:50,371
Yeah, just a second.
Hey, Mom wants to talk to you.
808
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,373
Oh. No.
809
00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:54,750
Uh, she can't talk, Mom.
810
00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:59,130
The doctors have advised her not to speak.
Something hormonal and vocal.
811
00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:01,716
Besides, she's hung over.
812
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:04,093
Yeah, she was out drinking with the guys.
813
00:55:04,176 --> 00:55:05,928
Okay, see you in a week.
814
00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,723
We miss you too.
815
00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:10,975
Okay, bye.
816
00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:13,227
She thought I was kidding. Heh.
817
00:55:14,687 --> 00:55:16,522
Yo, Rick!
818
00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:19,984
Hi, Terry.
819
00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:23,154
- Good morning, Mrs. Morehouse.
- Rick, your friend Terry's here.
820
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,497
- Sorry about last night.
- Hey, that's okay.
821
00:55:33,581 --> 00:55:36,834
If I was in the sixth grade,
I think I would've had a big night.
822
00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:39,503
- Come on, we're going out.
- Let me guess.
823
00:55:39,587 --> 00:55:42,882
You got me a hot date
with Sandy's grandmother.
824
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:45,301
No, listen, I figured the whole thing out.
825
00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:49,638
There is nothing wrong with you
except for the way you dress.
826
00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:53,142
Terry, it took me an hour
to put this look together.
827
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:56,103
Yeah, so don't try so hard next time.
Come on.
828
00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:57,313
I don't have any money.
829
00:55:57,396 --> 00:56:00,316
I've got plastic.
You can pay me back.
830
00:56:03,611 --> 00:56:05,529
I just feel kind of weird.
831
00:56:05,613 --> 00:56:08,115
That's because
your body's not used to style.
832
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,201
You'll adjust.
833
00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:11,660
Hey, Deborah, what's shaking?
834
00:56:11,744 --> 00:56:13,371
Hi, Terry.
835
00:56:13,454 --> 00:56:15,122
- Hi.
- Rick.
836
00:56:15,206 --> 00:56:16,999
Yeah, I know.
837
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,876
You look a little different.
838
00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:21,504
Kid went shopping, got a haircut.
839
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:23,547
Welcome to the '80s.
840
00:56:23,631 --> 00:56:26,592
- Very sharp.
- Thanks.
841
00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:29,303
Deb, what are you doing hanging
around these chump stains?
842
00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:32,473
- Come on, let's go.
- I'll be right there.
843
00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:36,102
- Now, Deborah.
- Just a second.
844
00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:42,733
Greg just likes to act tough.
He doesn't really hate you guys.
845
00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:47,196
Oh, that's no act.
He truly hates us.
846
00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:49,240
Deep down, he's insecure.
847
00:56:49,323 --> 00:56:51,867
Yeah, well, upfront he's an asshole.
848
00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,912
Take it easy, Deborah.
849
00:56:57,832 --> 00:56:59,792
What was that, a pity stop?
850
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:08,676
Pizza.
851
00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:26,444
It's just about showtime, boys.
852
00:57:37,997 --> 00:57:40,040
I'm picking up curious life readings.
853
00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,750
- Is it human?
- Unknown.
854
00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:44,628
It seems to be some sort of
carbon-based douche bag.
855
00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:53,304
Gentlemen, relax. Sit down.
856
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,599
Too much stress,
it's not good for your muscles.
857
00:57:58,392 --> 00:58:00,394
Have a nice lunch.
858
00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:07,359
Hey, how you doing?
859
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,528
Nice jacket.
860
00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:15,576
- Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry. Spaghetti too.
861
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:17,495
I think it stains.
862
00:58:28,214 --> 00:58:30,674
Did I miss something?
863
00:58:31,926 --> 00:58:34,011
Why didn't you slug that asshole anyway?
864
00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:37,556
- He said he was sorry.
- And you believe him?
865
00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:40,351
Benefit of the doubt.
866
00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:43,896
Besides, the guy can lift cars.
867
00:58:44,897 --> 00:58:47,983
- What are you doing?
- What's it look like I'm doing?
868
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:51,028
Do you have to do that in here?
869
00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:53,822
Felt like the right time,
certainly the right place.
870
00:58:54,949 --> 00:58:57,451
Terry, is this a problem for you?
871
00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:00,871
No, uh, no problem at all.
872
00:59:00,955 --> 00:59:03,666
I was just kidding. Ahem.
873
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:10,005
It's just that you look so nice today.
874
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,800
You were perfect.
875
00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:19,348
Hey, isn't this great?
876
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:21,308
Isn't what great?
877
00:59:21,392 --> 00:59:24,186
Well, uh, you know, here we are,
878
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:27,189
a couple of guys
hanging out in the men's room...
879
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:33,445
leaning up against the urinals,
talking about broads and fights.
880
00:59:33,529 --> 00:59:35,781
Just like a couple of guys, you know?
881
00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:39,451
This is what you call typical male bonding.
882
00:59:39,535 --> 00:59:43,372
You know, like, uh, Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid.
883
00:59:43,455 --> 00:59:47,876
Oh. So that's what it is.
Yeah, that's great. I'm glad you told me.
884
00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:52,464
I just wish that
Greg Tolan would join the gang.
885
00:59:52,548 --> 00:59:54,967
Oh, man, I've had it with that jerk.
886
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:59,138
You want to know about Greg Tolan?
I'll tell you about Greg Tolan.
887
00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:02,433
Greg Tolan is toast.
888
01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:06,270
He can't get away with this.
We gotta get him back.
889
01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:08,063
We and what army?
890
01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:11,984
No violence. No need to sink to his level.
891
01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:16,822
You see, we have something
that Greg Tolan will never have:
892
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:18,907
Intelligence.
893
01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,827
You know, you're right.
894
01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:24,872
I mean, we're smart.
Okay, Terry, what do we do?
895
01:00:25,873 --> 01:00:29,460
- I don't know.
- Me neither. Oh, boy.
896
01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:37,968
Hey, man, this stuff will kill you.
897
01:00:38,052 --> 01:00:40,679
Try this, you'll live longer.
898
01:00:42,431 --> 01:00:43,766
Thanks.
899
01:00:44,767 --> 01:00:46,143
Looks good.
900
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,146
- I made it myself.
- Gonna finish those fries?
901
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:50,522
- Buddy?
- Thanks.
902
01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:53,984
- What are you doing here?
- Looking for you.
903
01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:58,113
Uh, Rick, this my younger brother,
Buddy.
904
01:00:58,197 --> 01:00:59,990
How you doing?
905
01:01:00,074 --> 01:01:03,369
So this is Rick?
906
01:01:03,452 --> 01:01:05,663
I've heard a lot about you.
907
01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:08,499
A lot.
908
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,542
Bud, what do you want?
909
01:01:10,626 --> 01:01:13,754
Guess who came by to pick you up
for school this morning?
910
01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:15,089
Your true love.
911
01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:20,594
Kevina. Kevina was very upset
that you left without her.
912
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:25,349
You know how she worships your
rippling muscles and your hairy chest.
913
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:28,936
Terry's such a stallion.
914
01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:32,898
Go on. Show him your hairy chest.
915
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,275
Buddy.
916
01:01:36,485 --> 01:01:39,988
Anyway, Kevina made me promise
to tell you she's picking you up
917
01:01:40,072 --> 01:01:42,491
for dinner 7:30 sharp.
918
01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:45,285
So you should look your handsomest.
919
01:01:46,537 --> 01:01:48,789
Thanks for the message, Bud.
920
01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:52,751
My pleasure. Well...
921
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:58,090
I'm gonna scope out the local babes.
922
01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:02,094
Hey, Rick, stay real.
923
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:03,929
Take it easy.
924
01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:08,100
You have a girlfriend named Kevina?
925
01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:12,020
- Rather exotic, isn't it?
- Stallion.
926
01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:30,539
Hi.
927
01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:34,209
Can I be totally honest with you?
928
01:02:34,293 --> 01:02:37,713
Your touch is the reason
why I went through puberty.
929
01:02:41,508 --> 01:02:43,427
Sit down.
930
01:02:45,012 --> 01:02:49,558
Guys, I just want to apologize
about, uh, neglecting you yesterday.
931
01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:54,438
I felt terrible, and I just want you
to know you're still my favorite.
932
01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:57,483
Sit down.
933
01:02:58,484 --> 01:03:01,904
Man, Terry, this crap has gotta stop.
934
01:03:01,987 --> 01:03:03,864
What are you gonna do?
935
01:03:05,032 --> 01:03:06,867
Um, excuse me.
936
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,620
Can I have your attention, please?
Your attention?
937
01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:12,039
Shh!
938
01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:15,501
Every day at lunch,
939
01:03:15,584 --> 01:03:18,837
we get a very special treat
940
01:03:18,921 --> 01:03:21,089
from a very special guy.
941
01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:24,802
A guy who has dedicated his life
942
01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:26,929
to building his body,
943
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:30,265
pushing his muscles
to the very limits of human endurance.
944
01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:33,227
Why, you ask? Why?
945
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:38,232
Well, to be strong enough to lift tables
and spill food. Greg Tolan!
946
01:03:45,656 --> 01:03:47,407
Whoa, wait.
947
01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:51,036
Let's take a moment now
to find out a little bit
948
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:54,498
about the man behind the mess.
949
01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,667
Greg. May I call you Greg?
950
01:03:56,750 --> 01:04:02,923
Now tell us, Greg, how did you
first get into spilling food? Huh?
951
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,258
Were you a messy baby?
952
01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,178
Did you hate your strained peas?
953
01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:13,559
Well, you know, most psychologists
tell us that guys,
954
01:04:13,642 --> 01:04:18,522
well, they get into bodybuilding
to compensate for either a lack of IQ
955
01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:19,815
or a small wienie.
956
01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:22,025
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Which is it, Greg?
957
01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:26,280
Well, ha, ha, those of us
in Greg's gym class
958
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,532
certainly know the answer to that one.
959
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:32,035
- Ha-ha-ha.
- I'll beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!
960
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,829
Greg, please!
961
01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:38,750
Hey, isn't he great?
Muscles and a sense of humor!
962
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:46,425
Well, let's all thank Greg for the many
lunchtime thrills and spills
963
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:50,053
he's given us. All right, everybody, up!
Come on, everybody, up!
964
01:04:50,137 --> 01:04:51,805
Grab the end of your tables!
965
01:04:51,889 --> 01:04:54,308
A tribute to you, Greg.
966
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:55,434
Lift!
967
01:05:02,024 --> 01:05:03,942
We love you, Greg.
968
01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:07,905
Everybody out! Go on outside!
969
01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:11,033
Now!
970
01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:14,453
- Hold it, clown!
- Come on, Greg. Greg, not now.
971
01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:17,080
It was a joke, people laughed.
Let it slide.
972
01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:19,499
- Stay out of this.
- I am getting real bored
973
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,960
- watching you push people around.
- Yeah?
974
01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:25,464
- Stick around, it'll get real exciting.
- You know, Terry was right.
975
01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:28,425
- You are an asshole.
- That asshole called me an asshole?
976
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:32,054
- Oh, now you wanna beat him up too?
- No, I wanna buy him an ice cream.
977
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:47,569
Can't you ever just be man enough
to walk away?
978
01:05:47,653 --> 01:05:50,447
Watch, I'll show you how it's done.
979
01:05:52,783 --> 01:05:55,118
You got some pudding on your shoes.
980
01:05:55,202 --> 01:05:58,538
You were outstanding! Phenomenal!
So who you gonna ask?
981
01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:01,208
- Don't start this.
- You're practically a celebrity.
982
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:04,086
I'm having a really great day.
Please, don't spoil it.
983
01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:06,046
We've gone too far to stop now.
984
01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:11,134
Just ask one more person, anybody.
And then I swear I'll shut up.
985
01:06:14,388 --> 01:06:17,307
- Anybody?
- Anybody.
986
01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:25,607
Um...
987
01:06:25,691 --> 01:06:27,275
This is, uh...
988
01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:29,444
This is gonna sound crazy,
989
01:06:29,528 --> 01:06:33,281
but, uh, what the heck, you know,
it's been a crazy day.
990
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:36,743
Would you like to go with me
to the prom?
991
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:39,705
Yeah, I'd love to.
992
01:06:41,289 --> 01:06:44,918
- I don't think you understood--
- The prom?
993
01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:47,087
I'd love to be your date.
994
01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:53,135
Hi, Terry.
995
01:06:54,469 --> 01:06:57,055
I'm going with Deborah?
996
01:07:00,976 --> 01:07:02,436
I'm going with Deborah.
997
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:07,065
That's really wonderful. Heh.
998
01:07:07,149 --> 01:07:08,984
See, what did I tell you?
999
01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:11,028
You're a great guy.
1000
01:07:11,111 --> 01:07:14,489
It's about time
some lucky girl figured it out.
1001
01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:18,618
- We gotta double. Who you going with?
- Oh, I don't know if I'm going.
1002
01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,455
You've got to, come on. Sandy.
1003
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,999
Oh, no way, man, that chick is dangerous.
1004
01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:26,418
- I don't need to go.
- Yes, you do.
1005
01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:29,004
After all you've done for me,
1006
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,006
we've gotta get you a date.
1007
01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:35,635
Because, uh, Terry, I'm not going
unless you're going too.
1008
01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:38,513
I mean it, I'll tell Deborah right now.
1009
01:07:41,183 --> 01:07:43,852
I think I know who to ask.
1010
01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:46,646
Okay!
1011
01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:53,945
I was wondering, uh, do you have plans
yet for Saturday night?
1012
01:07:54,029 --> 01:07:55,906
I'm not sure.
1013
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:59,326
Either I'm jetting to Paris
1014
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,952
or watching The Love Boat.
1015
01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:04,623
♪ They say we're worlds apart ♪♪
1016
01:08:05,624 --> 01:08:06,583
Denise.
1017
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:11,797
Will you be my date at the prom?
1018
01:08:12,798 --> 01:08:15,425
You are so sexually confused.
1019
01:08:15,509 --> 01:08:20,180
- Please, just say you'll go with me.
- Why would you wanna go?
1020
01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,516
Because I promised Rick.
1021
01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:26,103
And if I don't go,
he won't go with Deborah.
1022
01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:30,065
Deborah. I am such a jerk.
1023
01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:33,401
I thought the whole point
was to get Rick a date.
1024
01:08:33,485 --> 01:08:36,404
Yeah, but not her. I mean,
what could he possibly see in her?
1025
01:08:36,488 --> 01:08:38,990
- She's totally wrong for him.
- Too pretty?
1026
01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:41,243
No, she's trouble.
1027
01:08:42,244 --> 01:08:46,456
I guess Rick needs someone
a lot more sensitive.
1028
01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:49,000
More like you, right?
1029
01:08:49,084 --> 01:08:52,337
Why would I want Rick when I have Kevin?
1030
01:08:53,338 --> 01:08:54,631
Good question.
1031
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,342
But do you like him?
1032
01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,886
Rick's not my type at all.
1033
01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:02,305
Sure, with my help, he's come a long way.
1034
01:09:02,389 --> 01:09:05,851
He's stopped buying his clothes
at Nerds 'R' Us.
1035
01:09:05,934 --> 01:09:08,979
I know you, Terry, and you like him.
1036
01:09:10,272 --> 01:09:11,898
He's research.
1037
01:09:11,982 --> 01:09:15,277
My article's due Monday,
I've got a lot of good stuff.
1038
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:19,197
But I still need something
to tie it all together.
1039
01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:22,075
Yeah, you like him.
1040
01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:24,619
Denise.
1041
01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:30,208
Just say you'll go to the prom with me.
1042
01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:34,504
- I'll go to the prom with you.
- Oh, thank you.
1043
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:38,300
I want a limo. And you can't tell anyone.
1044
01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:41,845
Not my friends, not my parents, no one.
Deal?
1045
01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:44,055
Look, I'm not proud of this either.
1046
01:09:44,139 --> 01:09:47,517
God, look how low I've sunk.
And you know what's really sad is
1047
01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:50,854
you're the best date I've had in weeks.
1048
01:09:52,063 --> 01:09:54,566
- How do I look?
- Beautiful.
1049
01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:57,194
Kevin really loves this outfit.
1050
01:09:57,277 --> 01:09:59,988
I wanna look really nice for him.
1051
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:04,201
I guess you two haven't had
much time together since...
1052
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:08,371
the sex change.
1053
01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:10,332
That's cute.
1054
01:10:18,173 --> 01:10:21,885
Hey, Denise, what's your rush?
We're young, we're wild.
1055
01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:24,221
Let's be young and wild together.
1056
01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:27,557
I'd rather get the phone book
and pick a name at random.
1057
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:31,311
Hi, is Terry home?
1058
01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:34,648
Yeah, come on in.
Hey, Terry, you got company.
1059
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,816
Come on up, I'm almost ready.
1060
01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:40,987
Hey, we could go to your place,
it's cool. I'm very flexible.
1061
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:51,331
- Oh, shit.
- Terry?
1062
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:53,416
Uh, don't come in, I'm dressing.
1063
01:10:58,463 --> 01:11:02,092
- Ter?
- I'll be right out.
1064
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,236
Hey, Sandy, what a nice surprise.
1065
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:23,530
These are for you. They're kissing fish.
1066
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:25,657
To say sorry about the cave.
1067
01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:28,243
Uh, yeah, I'm sorry too.
1068
01:11:31,663 --> 01:11:34,124
- How did you know where I lived?
- I followed you.
1069
01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:38,878
- Why don't you go to Pearl?
- Oh, uh, I hate that school.
1070
01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:40,588
Bunch of snotty rich kids.
1071
01:11:40,672 --> 01:11:43,633
Anyway, thanks for the fish.
I'll put them by my bed.
1072
01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:47,554
- Oh, that's perfect. Is that your room?
- No, it's my little brother's room.
1073
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:51,099
- That's my room over there.
- Let's see how they look.
1074
01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:53,059
Help me.
1075
01:11:59,733 --> 01:12:01,735
I think they'll look good over here.
1076
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:07,365
Wow. Like, this is where you sleep
and do your homework?
1077
01:12:07,449 --> 01:12:11,244
Yeah, well, uh, I like pictures of people.
1078
01:12:11,328 --> 01:12:13,913
Terry loves tits and ass.
1079
01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:16,833
These women just aren't tits and ass.
1080
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:19,627
Kim reads Vonnegut.
1081
01:12:19,711 --> 01:12:25,342
And Luanne, Luanne despises toxic waste.
1082
01:12:25,425 --> 01:12:29,220
Don't let him fool you,
hardcore sex maniac.
1083
01:12:29,304 --> 01:12:31,890
Well,
Terry treated me with nothing but respect.
1084
01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:34,851
Very special.
1085
01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:38,104
Yeah, he's one of a kind, my bro.
1086
01:12:39,898 --> 01:12:43,109
Hey,
I wonder if that could be your pal, Kevin.
1087
01:12:43,193 --> 01:12:47,489
Yeah, ha, Kevin.
Why don't you go downstairs and tell Kevin
1088
01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:50,950
I'm not quite ready
and could he please wait for me in the car.
1089
01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:54,496
Oh. I tried that once.
He doesn't like waiting in cars.
1090
01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:03,296
Thanks for stopping by,
but as you can see, I really am in a rush.
1091
01:13:03,380 --> 01:13:05,632
First there's something else
I have to give you.
1092
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:09,844
- Ha. Nothing could top these fish.
- Don't be so sure.
1093
01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:16,476
Oh, my God, the fish! Did you
feed them today? Look at those hungry eyes.
1094
01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:17,811
They're kissing.
1095
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,687
They're turning cannibal.
1096
01:13:19,771 --> 01:13:24,109
Here. Feed them this, and I'll see
what I have in the kitchen.
1097
01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:30,698
You guys like pizza?
1098
01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:40,375
Buddy! Kevin!
1099
01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:42,460
Ah, here she is.
1100
01:13:42,544 --> 01:13:46,256
- What are you doing here so early?
- It's 7:30, I'm right on time.
1101
01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:49,843
Seven-thirty?
I could have sworn you said 8:30.
1102
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,346
I'll tell you what, I'll go get ready,
and you come back in an hour.
1103
01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:56,266
Terry, you know damn well I said 7:30.
1104
01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:59,602
You said you'd be ready
and dressed to kill.
1105
01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:03,440
So why do you look like hell?
1106
01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:09,446
I don't know.
1107
01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:12,115
Buddy, can I see you for a minute?
1108
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:17,203
"I don't know"?
You're so great under pressure.
1109
01:14:17,287 --> 01:14:21,249
Listen, a half-naked woman's in your
room feeding the fish. She's all yours.
1110
01:14:21,332 --> 01:14:25,003
- Sounds too kinky for me.
- Budster, I need you. She needs you.
1111
01:14:25,086 --> 01:14:27,964
- You need her.
- Is she really half-naked?
1112
01:14:28,047 --> 01:14:29,924
- Maybe more now.
- What if you're lying?
1113
01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:31,801
- What if I'm not?
- Good point.
1114
01:14:31,885 --> 01:14:34,637
If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.
1115
01:14:40,435 --> 01:14:42,145
Kevin, darling!
1116
01:14:49,861 --> 01:14:51,154
Hello.
1117
01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:53,781
Where's Terry?
1118
01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:59,787
Gone. This isn't the first time
that androgynous sleaze-bucket
1119
01:14:59,871 --> 01:15:02,373
has broken a beautiful girl's heart.
1120
01:15:02,457 --> 01:15:04,584
I am so embarrassed.
1121
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:07,378
Why? The room's full of naked women.
1122
01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:12,342
Wait, would you feel more comfortable
if I took my shirt off?
1123
01:15:15,345 --> 01:15:17,514
What a nice girl.
1124
01:15:19,516 --> 01:15:22,393
We can't go to Giovanni's
with you dressed like that.
1125
01:15:22,477 --> 01:15:24,062
Sure we can. We'll get it to go.
1126
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:26,940
A long time ago,
I knew this girl named Terry.
1127
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:30,193
She wore dresses and makeup.
1128
01:15:30,276 --> 01:15:31,486
She was hot.
1129
01:15:32,487 --> 01:15:34,113
Then one day she disappeared.
1130
01:15:35,114 --> 01:15:36,866
Do you know where she went?
1131
01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:41,037
She's right here.
You know, I'm still the same person.
1132
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,164
And is that all you care about,
that I'm hot?
1133
01:15:43,248 --> 01:15:45,625
No, that's not all I care about.
1134
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:48,378
Look, I'm under pressure,
my article's due Monday.
1135
01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:53,258
Terry, what is it with this article?
It's nice to have a hobby, but let's get serious.
1136
01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:55,134
A hobby?
1137
01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:58,555
I didn't mean
1138
01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:02,642
hobby like just a hobby, I, uh...
1139
01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:06,521
I meant hobby like an important hobby.
1140
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,745
Well, how do I look?
1141
01:16:22,829 --> 01:16:25,290
- Dashing.
- My zipper's open.
1142
01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:27,917
That was the dashing part.
1143
01:16:29,127 --> 01:16:31,838
- Budmeister, are you okay?
- No, Terry, I'm not.
1144
01:16:32,839 --> 01:16:34,924
Mom and Dad come home Monday.
1145
01:16:35,008 --> 01:16:37,468
I've had two weeks of total freedom.
1146
01:16:37,552 --> 01:16:42,849
The closest I've come to sex was a girl
who took her top off to seduce my sister.
1147
01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:44,642
What's wrong with me?
1148
01:16:45,852 --> 01:16:47,687
Not a thing.
1149
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,690
Listen, sex is not that big a deal.
1150
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:54,736
- I'd like to form my own opinion.
- It'll happen.
1151
01:16:55,737 --> 01:17:00,325
I know this place that delivers.
Massage Delight or something.
1152
01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,118
Can I borrow $200?
1153
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,872
Buddy, why don't you just call up
the guys and go to the mall?
1154
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,292
I'd rather wallow in my virginity.
1155
01:17:13,838 --> 01:17:16,299
Buddy, you know I can't answer it.
1156
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,011
Please, this is almost over.
1157
01:17:25,725 --> 01:17:27,268
Yeah?
1158
01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:31,939
Yeah, Terry's here.
I'll see if it can talk.
1159
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:35,276
It's Mr. Wonderful.
1160
01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:40,406
Hi, Kevin.
1161
01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:43,493
No, I can't tonight.
1162
01:17:44,911 --> 01:17:47,789
Listen, we have to have a serious talk.
1163
01:17:48,790 --> 01:17:50,708
Yes, it's about us.
1164
01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:55,296
Listen, can we talk about this later?
I gotta go--
1165
01:17:56,631 --> 01:17:58,424
Bye, Kevin.
1166
01:18:00,635 --> 01:18:03,388
Mr. Wonderful is Mr. History?
1167
01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:09,227
All right.
1168
01:18:28,663 --> 01:18:31,541
♪ Going nowhere fast ♪
1169
01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:34,502
♪ I knew it couldn't last ♪
1170
01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:38,423
♪ Wrong crowd
Small town ♪
1171
01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:41,259
♪ Blast off
Fall down ♪
1172
01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:44,220
♪ Just spinning my wheels ♪
1173
01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:47,390
♪ I guess you know how it feels ♪
1174
01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:52,645
♪ I feel a change comin' up ♪
1175
01:18:54,689 --> 01:18:59,444
♪ So near, so close
Not far away ♪
1176
01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:03,030
♪ Ooh ♪
1177
01:19:03,114 --> 01:19:06,159
♪ Had to learn the hard way ♪
1178
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,203
♪ From now on ♪
1179
01:19:09,287 --> 01:19:13,166
♪ Things are going my way ♪
1180
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,585
♪ Ooh ♪
1181
01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:17,962
♪ Always doing the hard way ♪
1182
01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:21,799
♪ From now on ♪
1183
01:19:21,883 --> 01:19:25,178
♪ We're doing things my way ♪
1184
01:19:26,012 --> 01:19:29,098
♪ Boat house
Bar scene ♪
1185
01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:31,934
♪ Bathroom
She's a queen ♪
1186
01:19:32,018 --> 01:19:33,770
♪ I was just a boy ♪
1187
01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:37,273
♪ With a brand new toy ♪
1188
01:19:38,483 --> 01:19:41,736
♪ She blew my mind ♪
1189
01:19:41,819 --> 01:19:44,655
♪ She seemed my kind ♪
1190
01:19:44,739 --> 01:19:47,617
♪ And she named her price ♪
1191
01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,827
♪ It was 20 twice ♪
1192
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,750
I'm having such a good time,
no one here knows I used to be fat.
1193
01:19:59,003 --> 01:20:02,965
Tell me again how Rick
and Deborah belong together.
1194
01:20:03,049 --> 01:20:07,053
- Rick and Deborah belong together.
- What a crock!
1195
01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:09,013
♪ Had to learn the hard way ♪
1196
01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:11,891
♪ From now on ♪
1197
01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:14,393
He's doing it again,
he keeps giving me looks!
1198
01:20:16,521 --> 01:20:18,773
♪ Ooh ♪
1199
01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:21,359
♪ Always doing the hard way ♪
1200
01:20:22,819 --> 01:20:25,112
♪ From now on ♪
1201
01:20:25,196 --> 01:20:27,865
♪ Choosing things my way ♪
1202
01:20:27,949 --> 01:20:29,867
♪ My way ♪♪
1203
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:44,340
Thank you, you're very special.
We'll be right back.
1204
01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:47,093
He wants to talk to me,
do you mind if I go?
1205
01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:50,555
- No, really, go ahead.
- You're a great date.
1206
01:20:54,892 --> 01:20:56,727
Hey, Sandy.
1207
01:20:56,811 --> 01:21:01,732
Um, about the other night, I feel like
a visitor from the planet of the sluts.
1208
01:21:01,816 --> 01:21:04,485
Hey, that's okay.
1209
01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:08,030
We all make mistakes.
1210
01:21:11,117 --> 01:21:12,702
Hi, Deb.
1211
01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:15,454
Greg.
1212
01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:19,417
You're dead.
1213
01:21:24,672 --> 01:21:28,634
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, parsley for eight, please.
1214
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:33,014
- Ew. They're so cute.
- Yeah.
1215
01:21:34,181 --> 01:21:36,684
- I don't think they're hungry.
- Hi.
1216
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,937
They really do prefer mealworms or flies.
1217
01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:48,821
How could she do that to you?
1218
01:21:48,905 --> 01:21:51,032
We don't have a real commitment.
1219
01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:55,536
- She can date whoever she wants.
- In the middle of the prom?
1220
01:21:58,664 --> 01:22:00,833
Oh, there you are.
1221
01:22:02,209 --> 01:22:04,795
He's so excited, it's his first prom.
1222
01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:15,014
Terry?
1223
01:22:16,015 --> 01:22:19,143
- All right, where is she?
- It's that darn cult again.
1224
01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:21,395
They have her totally brainwashed.
1225
01:22:22,396 --> 01:22:26,901
- Wanna split her records?
- Tell me now or tell me in the hospital!
1226
01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:28,361
I'm suddenly remembering.
1227
01:22:29,362 --> 01:22:32,239
If I tell you where she is,
you gotta take me with you.
1228
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,451
I don't want to miss this.
1229
01:22:35,534 --> 01:22:37,578
- Let's go.
- Wait.
1230
01:22:37,662 --> 01:22:41,123
It's kind of formal, I've gotta change.
1231
01:22:48,089 --> 01:22:50,716
Thank you. Thank you.
1232
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:54,095
Well, as chairwoman of the prom
committee, it's now my pleasure
1233
01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:57,306
to announce your prom king and queen.
1234
01:22:57,390 --> 01:22:59,767
The envelopes, please.
1235
01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:05,106
Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen,
this year's prom queen is--
1236
01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:08,359
Uh... Deborah Strowbridge.
1237
01:23:13,781 --> 01:23:16,742
Hey, I swear to God, I'm not lying.
1238
01:23:16,826 --> 01:23:22,748
Okay, all right, uh,
and this year's prom king is:
1239
01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:26,836
- It's Greg Tolan.
- Yeah.
1240
01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:32,008
All right, Greg! Way to go, Greg.
1241
01:23:32,091 --> 01:23:34,677
Congratulations, Greg.
1242
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,053
Thank you, Deborah.
1243
01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,560
You know, now that I take a good look...
1244
01:23:43,019 --> 01:23:45,980
- they do make a nice couple.
- Normally we have a traditional
1245
01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:50,067
king and queen's dance, however,
as chairwoman of the prom committee,
1246
01:23:50,151 --> 01:23:52,361
I've decided that that's
a stupid tradition.
1247
01:23:53,446 --> 01:23:54,822
So everybody dance!
1248
01:24:09,837 --> 01:24:11,547
Come on, Rick.
1249
01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:38,324
May I cut in?
1250
01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:45,498
- Tolan, you're a creep.
- You son of a bitch!
1251
01:24:49,794 --> 01:24:52,296
I'm gonna scratch your eyes out!
1252
01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:00,221
Aw.
1253
01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:06,977
Help!
1254
01:25:09,105 --> 01:25:11,941
You dumb ox, you're in trouble!
1255
01:25:12,942 --> 01:25:14,276
Help me!
1256
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:18,072
Put me down! Put me down!
1257
01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:37,925
Shit, where did these guys learn to fight?
1258
01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:51,689
Okay, tough guy,
you want a piece of me now, huh?
1259
01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:53,399
My back's not turned the other way.
1260
01:25:54,525 --> 01:25:57,027
- Nice tux, you'll look good buried in it.
- Come on.
1261
01:26:17,339 --> 01:26:18,883
No pain, no gain.
1262
01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,315
Hey, Ter.
1263
01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:36,567
- Buddy.
- I missed you.
1264
01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:39,778
- Terry, are you all right?
- Kevin?
1265
01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:41,530
Hey, Sandy!
1266
01:26:41,614 --> 01:26:44,116
What are you doing here,
in a tuxedo?
1267
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,869
Please go home, I'll call you tonight.
1268
01:26:48,412 --> 01:26:51,540
- Who is this guy?
- Terry's boyfriend, who are you?
1269
01:26:51,624 --> 01:26:53,542
Just a friend.
1270
01:26:53,626 --> 01:26:55,794
We can work this out.
I know you still love me.
1271
01:26:55,878 --> 01:26:58,214
No, I don't. I love someone else.
1272
01:26:58,297 --> 01:27:02,218
- Whoa, uh, thanks, but no, thanks.
- Look, we belong together. You're my--
1273
01:27:02,301 --> 01:27:06,513
Hold that thought. Can I talk to you
for one brief moment? I'll be right back.
1274
01:27:08,474 --> 01:27:12,102
- What's going on?
- Wait, it gets better.
1275
01:27:18,317 --> 01:27:21,195
Yeah, big night, huh?
1276
01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:25,616
- I bet you're a little confused.
- I think I understand.
1277
01:27:26,617 --> 01:27:28,118
I know I should have told you sooner,
1278
01:27:28,202 --> 01:27:30,996
but, uh, I didn't.
1279
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:35,417
- Um, I'm a--
- Terry, I know.
1280
01:27:35,501 --> 01:27:36,835
You're gay.
1281
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,046
I'm not gay.
1282
01:27:42,675 --> 01:27:44,593
Wait a minute, now I'm confused.
1283
01:27:47,012 --> 01:27:49,640
I'm a girl. I'm a woman.
1284
01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,644
Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper.
1285
01:27:53,727 --> 01:27:55,938
Could we please go back to the prom now?
1286
01:27:56,021 --> 01:27:58,148
I'm a female, I swear.
1287
01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,360
Rick.
1288
01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:12,204
- Wait, are those what I think they are?
- I'm sorry.
1289
01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:15,040
Where do you get off having tits?
1290
01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:19,878
There was this contest,
and I needed to prove it,
1291
01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:24,091
but then I stayed and I met you,
and you're so wonderful that--
1292
01:28:24,174 --> 01:28:27,886
- Shit, I can't believe this.
- Rick, I know you're mad.
1293
01:28:27,970 --> 01:28:32,057
But I think you're terrific,
and your friendship means so much to me
1294
01:28:32,141 --> 01:28:34,810
- that I just--
- Then this whole thing was bullshit.
1295
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,479
Major bullshit.
1296
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,065
Rick, wait.
1297
01:28:40,149 --> 01:28:43,694
You gotta understand how much
you mean to me, you've gotta believe me.
1298
01:28:43,777 --> 01:28:47,573
Right, Terrence, because
you've been so honest up till now.
1299
01:28:58,334 --> 01:29:01,879
- So how's the fish?
- Great, I put a frogman in the bowl.
1300
01:29:01,962 --> 01:29:05,299
And you know what?
They really do love pizza.
1301
01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:11,221
- Rick, can't you just forgive me?
- No, I can't.
1302
01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:12,931
Rick.
1303
01:29:22,399 --> 01:29:25,194
It's okay, everybody. It's all right.
1304
01:29:26,737 --> 01:29:28,781
- He has tits.
- What?
1305
01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:30,949
Come on, Deborah, let's go.
1306
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:48,384
Whoa, 9:15 already.
1307
01:29:48,467 --> 01:29:51,720
Well, gotta go.
1308
01:29:53,013 --> 01:29:56,975
Had a lovely time, have a nice prom.
1309
01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:02,564
Hi.
1310
01:30:02,648 --> 01:30:05,234
- You're probably here with a date.
- Yeah.
1311
01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:15,369
Thanks, son.
1312
01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:53,115
Buddy, why'd you bring Kevin?
1313
01:30:54,700 --> 01:30:57,619
- Good evening.
- Whoops.
1314
01:30:57,703 --> 01:30:58,704
Hey, no problem.
1315
01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:03,041
Just a couple of nice, clean,
all-American kids experimenting with sex.
1316
01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:05,419
- You remember Sandy, the fish girl?
- Hi.
1317
01:31:06,420 --> 01:31:07,880
Hello.
1318
01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:13,010
You know, my voyage of self-discovery...
1319
01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:17,806
has ended in despair.
1320
01:31:17,890 --> 01:31:22,436
Hey, that's so interesting, really.
Could you shut the light off, please?
1321
01:32:13,904 --> 01:32:16,406
I'm seeing Julian again this weekend.
1322
01:32:16,490 --> 01:32:18,867
He is so cool.
1323
01:32:18,951 --> 01:32:24,289
- I can't believe I finally lucked out.
- Denise, he is the lucky one.
1324
01:32:24,373 --> 01:32:26,291
Hey, Terry.
1325
01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,460
Is it true you broke up
with that college guy?
1326
01:32:29,461 --> 01:32:32,756
- It's true.
- You wanna go out Saturday night?
1327
01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:35,467
Oh. I'm sorry, but I'm really not ready.
1328
01:32:35,551 --> 01:32:38,387
What about Sunday,
you think that's enough time?
1329
01:32:38,470 --> 01:32:40,055
Thanks.
1330
01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:44,810
Terry, you have to snap out of this.
1331
01:32:44,893 --> 01:32:46,395
I will.
1332
01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:49,106
Just may take me a couple of years.
1333
01:32:50,357 --> 01:32:51,984
Terry.
1334
01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:54,111
I really liked your article.
1335
01:32:54,194 --> 01:32:58,073
Especially the part on how you can
be cool even if you don't dress cool.
1336
01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:00,576
I feel the same way.
1337
01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,453
You wanna go out sometime?
1338
01:33:04,454 --> 01:33:05,831
Oh.
1339
01:33:06,832 --> 01:33:08,750
I'm really not ready yet.
1340
01:33:09,751 --> 01:33:11,670
Thanks anyway.
1341
01:33:17,175 --> 01:33:19,261
Shelley, wait up.
1342
01:33:22,055 --> 01:33:25,183
Terry, could you come in here please?
1343
01:33:26,184 --> 01:33:27,561
Mr. Raymaker.
1344
01:33:28,562 --> 01:33:30,522
Come into my office.
1345
01:33:39,823 --> 01:33:42,784
I read your article in the Sun-Tribune.
1346
01:33:43,869 --> 01:33:47,080
- Congratulations on winning.
- Thanks.
1347
01:33:47,164 --> 01:33:49,625
It was real good.
1348
01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:55,505
- And I'm sorry I misjudged you.
- You don't have to apologize.
1349
01:33:55,589 --> 01:33:58,342
I wouldn't have this job
if it weren't for you.
1350
01:33:58,425 --> 01:34:02,846
You forced me to fight for what I wanted
and I will never forget you for that.
1351
01:34:03,847 --> 01:34:05,140
Thank you.
1352
01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:08,143
I learned a lot too.
1353
01:34:13,023 --> 01:34:16,652
What about that kid you wrote
the article about, Rick?
1354
01:34:16,735 --> 01:34:18,236
He hates me.
1355
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:19,279
Well, that's too bad.
1356
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:22,616
You really like him, don't you?
1357
01:34:24,284 --> 01:34:25,619
Why do you say that?
1358
01:34:27,496 --> 01:34:28,747
I read your article.
1359
01:34:43,762 --> 01:34:47,599
Don't worry, I'm a stunt driver,
I do this for a living.
1360
01:34:50,811 --> 01:34:53,063
Swift parking job, Bud.
1361
01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:56,149
- And you're late.
- Yeah, I ran out of gas.
1362
01:34:56,233 --> 01:34:59,486
But don't worry,
I put a buck's worth in, on me.
1363
01:35:01,947 --> 01:35:07,077
- Terry, it's summer, smile.
- My face hurts when I smile.
1364
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,830
Listen to me, O sister of my loins.
1365
01:35:09,913 --> 01:35:12,916
I've got a driver's license and a sex life.
1366
01:35:12,999 --> 01:35:15,585
You've got the job of your dreams
and a chauffeur.
1367
01:35:15,669 --> 01:35:18,755
Life is sweet, let's get an ice cream.
1368
01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:21,925
Uh...
1369
01:35:22,008 --> 01:35:23,885
It's, uh, for you.
1370
01:35:28,014 --> 01:35:29,516
You look very good in a dress.
1371
01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:32,561
Very good.
1372
01:35:37,607 --> 01:35:39,025
I thought you hated me.
1373
01:35:40,527 --> 01:35:42,487
I missed you.
1374
01:35:44,114 --> 01:35:46,491
I read your article. Do you, uh...
1375
01:35:47,701 --> 01:35:50,078
still feel the same way about me?
1376
01:35:53,790 --> 01:35:55,000
Yeah, I guess I do.
1377
01:35:59,379 --> 01:36:01,047
Why don't we go out and have some fun?
1378
01:36:01,131 --> 01:36:03,967
You know, maybe we could go dancing
Friday night?
1379
01:36:04,050 --> 01:36:05,510
Wait a minute.
1380
01:36:06,636 --> 01:36:10,015
I'm the guy here.
Let me just try this, okay?
1381
01:36:11,016 --> 01:36:14,811
Why don't we go out dancing Friday night?
1382
01:36:14,895 --> 01:36:17,439
What an original idea.
1383
01:36:18,607 --> 01:36:21,067
- Hey, you wanna go for a ride?
- Yeah.
1384
01:36:21,151 --> 01:36:23,820
Ah-- As long as I get to drive.
1385
01:36:33,079 --> 01:36:34,247
Come on, Buddy.
1386
01:36:55,644 --> 01:36:59,022
♪ They say we're worlds apart ♪
1387
01:36:59,105 --> 01:37:03,777
♪ We don't belong together ♪
1388
01:37:03,860 --> 01:37:07,489
♪ But I've got this need in my heart ♪
1389
01:37:07,572 --> 01:37:12,285
♪ That careless thought can't sever ♪
1390
01:37:12,953 --> 01:37:15,288
♪ Now we're alone ♪
1391
01:37:15,372 --> 01:37:17,082
♪ Now we're alone ♪
1392
01:37:17,165 --> 01:37:21,294
♪ And no one can take that away ♪
1393
01:37:21,378 --> 01:37:23,630
♪ You're safe in my arms ♪
1394
01:37:23,713 --> 01:37:25,799
♪ Safe in my arms ♪
1395
01:37:25,882 --> 01:37:27,926
♪ Don't go away ♪
1396
01:37:28,009 --> 01:37:32,514
♪ Don't go away ♪
1397
01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:38,061
♪ Say you'll stay ♪
1398
01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:40,647
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1399
01:37:40,730 --> 01:37:42,315
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1400
01:37:42,399 --> 01:37:44,651
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1401
01:37:44,734 --> 01:37:46,570
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1402
01:37:46,653 --> 01:37:49,155
♪ Tonight, you're mine, baby ♪
1403
01:37:49,239 --> 01:37:50,949
♪ Make it forever ♪
1404
01:37:51,032 --> 01:37:53,243
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1405
01:37:53,326 --> 01:37:55,078
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1406
01:37:55,161 --> 01:37:57,747
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1407
01:37:57,831 --> 01:37:59,416
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1408
01:37:59,499 --> 01:38:01,710
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1409
01:38:01,793 --> 01:38:03,587
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1410
01:38:03,670 --> 01:38:06,339
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1411
01:38:06,423 --> 01:38:08,049
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1412
01:38:08,133 --> 01:38:12,095
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1413
01:38:12,178 --> 01:38:15,557
♪ You live your life on the run ♪
1414
01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:20,145
♪ And I see you just a little ♪
1415
01:38:20,228 --> 01:38:24,065
♪ But as long as I need someone ♪
1416
01:38:24,149 --> 01:38:28,445
♪ I'll keep a light in my window ♪
1417
01:38:29,446 --> 01:38:31,740
♪ So promise one thing ♪
1418
01:38:31,823 --> 01:38:33,617
♪ Promise one thing ♪
1419
01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:37,871
♪ You'll keep me inside of your dreams ♪
1420
01:38:37,954 --> 01:38:40,248
♪ 'Cause after tonight ♪
1421
01:38:40,332 --> 01:38:42,125
♪ After tonight ♪
1422
01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:44,753
♪ If I set you free ♪
1423
01:38:44,836 --> 01:38:49,090
♪ Set you free ♪
1424
01:38:49,174 --> 01:38:51,760
♪ Set you free ♪
1425
01:38:51,843 --> 01:38:54,638
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1426
01:38:54,721 --> 01:38:57,223
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1427
01:38:57,307 --> 01:38:59,059
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1428
01:38:59,142 --> 01:39:01,311
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1429
01:39:01,394 --> 01:39:03,188
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1430
01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:05,565
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1431
01:39:05,649 --> 01:39:07,525
♪ Make it forever ♪
1432
01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:10,111
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1433
01:39:10,195 --> 01:39:11,613
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1434
01:39:11,696 --> 01:39:14,324
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1435
01:39:14,407 --> 01:39:15,951
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1436
01:39:16,034 --> 01:39:18,328
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1437
01:39:18,411 --> 01:39:20,163
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1438
01:39:20,246 --> 01:39:22,582
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1439
01:39:22,666 --> 01:39:24,292
♪ Oh ♪
1440
01:39:24,376 --> 01:39:28,713
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1441
01:39:44,354 --> 01:39:49,109
♪ Say you'll stay ♪
1442
01:39:49,192 --> 01:39:54,197
♪ Stay ♪
1443
01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:56,783
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1444
01:39:56,866 --> 01:39:58,493
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
1445
01:39:58,576 --> 01:40:00,829
♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪
1446
01:40:00,912 --> 01:40:02,706
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1447
01:40:02,789 --> 01:40:05,291
♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪
1448
01:40:05,375 --> 01:40:07,043
♪ Make it forever ♪
1449
01:40:07,127 --> 01:40:09,587
♪ Let's make it last forever ♪
1450
01:40:09,671 --> 01:40:14,634
♪ I'm gonna love you ♪♪